food for tots

• Retiring and discovering that you no longer have enough energy to enjoy life and dying a few years later of sheer boredom.
• Postpoing doing the really interesting things in life for later, when you won't hav the energy
• Avoiding depression with large daily doses of television.
• Spending years studying at university only to find at the end of it all that you're unemployable
• Working from nine till five every day at something that gives you no pleasure at all just so that, after thirty years, you can retire.